The Glories of Fat

killerkurves:

omganniephanny:

I can’t believe no one has given me shit about my Dennis Rodman jersey yet. I mean, I appreciate it…but it’s Dennis Rodman. Since I was tall and had a big butt I was really good at rebounding, so naturally I fell in love with Dennis Rodman.

This is hilarious to me. But it’s for you, worm! (do you think he will see this?!)


cakeassassin:

pokimm:

it’s okay to love yourself… but, being fat is not okay. Just think about your HEALTH. It’s not about beauty or following social standards 

THANKS MOM. I love when randoms pretend to care anything about my health. Tell me more so I can fap to it. 

Also please note, i’m way fatter now! <3