The Glories of Fat



I can’t believe no one has given me shit about my Dennis Rodman jersey yet. I mean, I appreciate it…but it’s Dennis Rodman. Since I was tall and had a big butt I was really good at rebounding, so naturally I fell in love with Dennis Rodman.

This is hilarious to me. But it’s for you, worm! (do you think he will see this?!)



it’s okay to love yourself… but, being fat is not okay. Just think about your HEALTH. It’s not about beauty or following social standards 

THANKS MOM. I love when randoms pretend to care anything about my health. Tell me more so I can fap to it. 

Also please note, i’m way fatter now! <3